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Cray Town Tale #15

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After catching up with everyone in town and helping out with clearing out all the mellon i decided to head back to my house in town. it wasnt till i was at the door that i remembered that i had the strange bounty hunt er Abreous in my house. Hmmm i guess i shoud have told him i was leaving. oh well.
i opened the door.
"hello! im home" i said as in entered the kitchen. there was no answer.
looking around i noticed that everything was covered in dust. in any normal place it would be strange to exspect a man to hang around in some womens house that he just met for two years but this isnt a normal town; its cray town. i actualywouldnt have been surprised if he turned out to have some sort of babydoll obsesion and came home to find thousands of souless eyes staring at me. dust was a welcome thing.
thats when i noticed a piece of paper on the kitchen table covered in dust. i picked it up and started to read. i had only gotten a few lines in when i had to stop because of how hard i was laughing. i imidiatly dashed out of the house with the paper in hand.
i ran as fast as i could while laughing. seeing as how im quite accostom, if a bit out of practice, at that it was a pretty good speed. i was headed to the last place i saw katie. she had been helping dig Kerstin out of a pile of mellon she had fallen into while trying to demellon a tree on a latter. and i found her just as Kersten left to have a shower.
"katie! katie!" i shouted, waving the paper over my head "you wont belive this!"
"i probably would but go ahead" she said with a smile
i stoped to catch my breath then sai "remember that Abreous guy?"
"hu? who?"
"oh right i left before i could tell you..."
"he is some psyco who came here to kill me but decided against it when he fell in love with Emma" piped in Zebren who was fending off an appologetic Millie " i get it your sorry, just dont try to magicly turn mellons into birds again, clean normaly! it took forever to change my nose back!"
"im so sorry!" millie said again bowing deeply
"change your nose back from what?" asked katie
"none of your business!" Zbren shouted
"a beek!" piped up little purity who had just grabed onto katie's skirt
we all busted out laughing except for Zebren who fumed and purity who appologized again.
"Anyway!" said Zebren after a moment "He left town like a month or two after you left. what about him? is he comming back?"
"hahahaha no! here listen to this!" i said bring the note up to eye level "ahem:
Dear Emma,
I was sorry to hear of your sudden move but i could understand not telling some strange man you just met, even if he had moved into your house. that being said i had decided to bwait for your return. however as time went by i found myself getting restless....."
"what are you guys doing?" interupted Zepher as he and his sister Kale approched to see what we were up to.
"oh good your here!" i said smieling at Zepher "this involves you too"
"what dose?"
"shhhh!" katie hissed
"ahem" i continued " where was i? oh yes:
... i found myself getting restless. im sorry to say that i had met someone. She is indeed a beauty. at least as much as you my dear Emma. we met along the beach one day and have met every day since. she had just gotten over the loss of a man whom never acnolaged her love and held some hatred in her hart at the women whom she said took said man from her. I belive it was some women named Katie."
"hu? ME?!"
"wait wait! youll love this:
Anyway, it may surprise you to find out that my new beloved is actually a mermaid..."
"oooooooooh...."
"pfft! i know right!?"
"hu? what?" asked Zepher
"just another of your mess ups i got punished for." said Zebren
"what?"
"he cant even eat a plate of trout anymore" katie giggled
"shut it you! Apparently some merwomen was madly in love with you and thought this psyco women was your girlfried and for some reason I nearly got drowned for it!"
"WHAT?! thats the first iv heard of it! i dont even know any merpeople...."
"anyway Emma. what dose the rest say?" katie asked after giving Zebren a wack to the head for calling her psyco
"i dont know. i havnt read it yet. thats as far as i got befor i had to come tell you" i said with a smile" lets see then, hmmm:
.... the sweetest women i have ever come to know. we have now decided to leave cray town togeather and head to parts unknow. i wish you the best of luck and i dont think ill be coming for your Zebren friend any time soon."
"well that sounds sweet" said kale peering at the letter." oh look!" she exclaimed "there is a PS:
P.S. it was actualy quite hard to find a boat to fit my baby doll collection. being the mayor of the town i thought you should know so that you can make sure there are bigger boats around from now on."
XD
lol
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Efona's avatar
I ''awwww'ed'' at at the mermaid part. That's too cute~
Whoo! No more strange man living in your house!

I also choked into a fit of laughter at the p.s. omg
Emma xD

[The new tales are REALLLYYYYY making me wanna doodle]